Meet SALT.

Recently cleared for release from The Grim Archives. Supplied in its conservation box with the surviving records, observations and effects associated with its file.

Status: Cleared for Release
Purpose: Absorbs excessive ego generated during multiplayer conflict
Threat level: Moderate
Temperament: Smug. Competitive. Emotionally exhausting.
Release number: GRF–017–SALT
Release cost: From £20

SALT presented inside its archival conservation box — Archive photograph
Fig. 01

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01 / Entity record

Known particulars

Designation: SALT
Classification: Survivor Agitator Lacking Tact
Temperament: Smug. Competitive. Emotionally exhausting.
Release status: Approved for responsible guardianship
Archive reference: GRF–017–SALT

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02 / Documentation

Released with the file

SALT is released with its surviving Archive paperwork and recorded effects. The complete file has been assembled here for inspection.

Field Guide
Adoption Contract
Incident Slip
Polaroid Record
Note from the Archivist

SALT with its complete Grim Archives paperwork, conservation box and recorded effects — Complete release file · SALT · Fig. 02