The Grim Archives
Release file 020

Entity available for guardianship

Meet GUM.

Recently cleared for release from The Grim Archives. Supplied in its conservation box with the surviving records, observations and effects associated with its file.

Status
Cleared for Release
Purpose
Absorbs loneliness through invasive emotional support
Threat level
Low
Temperament
Clingy. Damp. Comforting.
Release number
GRF–020–GUM
Release cost
From £20
GUM presented inside its archival conservation box
Archive photograph
Fig. 01


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01 / Entity record

Known particulars

Designation
GUM
Classification
Guardians Undermining Misery
Temperament
Clingy. Damp. Comforting.
Release status
Approved for responsible guardianship
Archive reference
GRF–020–GUM

Attachment appears to be its preferred method of communication.

02 / Documentation

Released with the file

GUM is released with its surviving Archive paperwork and recorded effects. The complete file has been assembled here for inspection.

  • Field Guide
  • Adoption Contract
  • Incident Slip
  • Polaroid Record
  • Note from the Archivist
GUM with its complete Grim Archives paperwork, conservation box and recorded effects
Complete release file · GUM · Fig. 02
The Grim Archives · Records retained indefinitely

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