Meet GRUMP.

Recently cleared for release from The Grim Archives. Supplied in its conservation box with the surviving records, observations and effects associated with its file.

Status: Cleared for Release
Purpose: Drives away despair through sheer bitterness
Threat level: Low
Temperament: Hostile but protective.
Release number: GRF–002–GRUMP
Release cost: From £20

GRUMP presented inside its archival conservation box — Archive photograph
Fig. 01

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01 / Entity record

Known particulars

Designation: GRUMP
Classification: Gloom Repellent Under Minor Possession
Temperament: Hostile but protective.
Release status: Approved for responsible guardianship
Archive reference: GRF–002–GRUMP

Contrary to popular belief, this one does enjoy things. Unfortunately, it dislikes admitting it.

02 / Documentation

Released with the file

GRUMP is released with its surviving Archive paperwork and recorded effects. The complete file has been assembled here for inspection.

Field Guide
Adoption Contract
Incident Slip
Polaroid Record
Note from the Archivist

GRUMP with its complete Grim Archives paperwork, conservation box and recorded effects — Complete release file · GRUMP · Fig. 02